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SC: I didn't think anything was weird for you.
Scott Mercure
Little old me.

Let the cat out for a night. No special effort required.
Patrick
Leo misspelled "freelance"...

My kitty is really cute, even if he is a fat bastard. I want baby kitties!
The Sadistic Cow
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Scott - I considered making a weird comment about being a hunk of cheese, but ultimately decided against it. It was a little too weird for me. :P

Patrick - I'm just looking to get him laid before he gets neutered. Besides, I want baby Squidgy's.

The Sadistic Cow
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SC> What Patrick said. :-P
Leo
Frelance abortion doctor

Pimping your cat?
Patrick

Leo - Drat. I'm looking to breed my cat and get him laid for once in his life.
The Sadistic Cow
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Patrick - Totally. I mean, them biotches keep tryin' ta keep paper from me. I'm 'gonna have ta slap a biotch soon.
The Sadistic Cow
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SC> yep
Leo
Frelance abortion doctor

Okay, I still have no clue as to why Dena and DM should fight over me? They could do better than stare at this old fart.
Scott Mercure
Little old me.

Leo - Oh, is Gigi spayed?
The Sadistic Cow
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Pimpin' ain't easy.
Patrick
I want to put babies on spikes.

Leo - I have a cat. DUH.

*for good measure throws Squidgy at Leo's head, cackling as her evil kitty of doom claws at him*

The Sadistic Cow
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SC> Where did you get kitty litter from?
Leo
Frelance abortion doctor

Leo - :P *throws kitty litter at you*
The Sadistic Cow
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Cow. HAHHAHAAH
Leo
Frelance abortion doctor

...Ugh. I can't believe I said that. o.O
The Sadistic Cow
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Apparently I was at some point. ;)
Scott Mercure
Little old me.

Patrick - Oh, nuttin' mah nigga. Just slappin' the hoes and gettin' mah paper that's owed da me.
The Sadistic Cow
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So what's up, my homies?
Patrick
I want to put babies on spikes.