Favorite April's Fool Day prank: When I was in college, I used to hang out at the Baptist Student Union. They let some dorm students keep food there and one guy was hooked on Lucky Charms. He would write his name on his box, tape it shut, and would never share it. So a bunch of us got together and took his new box of cereal, used my exacto knife to open the BOTTOM of the box, removed all the marshmallows, and sealed it all back up.

The look on his face when he poured out his first bowl of marshmallow-free Lucky Charms was priceless!!
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posted @ Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:47:41 am EDT from 75.17.230.53

C'mon, Robert. Everybody knows Jessica Fletcher was the _real_ perp behind all those murders. =P
Tiehl
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 10:47:48 pm EDT from 24.14.185.176

Dear GOD Roy! You're like that Jessica Fletcher chick on "Murder She Wrote!" Everywhere that woman goes, somebody DIES! Sheesh! If you ask me, they should have had her move into a CEMETARY so she's be less of a danger! *l*
Robert
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:51:38 pm EDT from 96.236.25.77

Better get back to work. Hopefully won't trip on any bodies on the way home today. Laters, Spike.
Roy
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:34:18 pm EDT from 64.183.15.38

Don't fall unto any train tracks!
Roy
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:31:57 pm EDT from 64.183.15.38

Oh, it's RP time! *flees here, leaving maple candies!*
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posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:30:15 pm EDT from 24.203.34.111

Roy> wow, you're the last guy I'd plan to visit *L*
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posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:29:34 pm EDT from 24.203.34.111

Spike> *L* I am the bringer of death.
Roy
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:28:16 pm EDT from 64.183.15.38

Gee, pretty soon your employers will start seeing you as an insurance risk.
"That Roy, dead bodies just follow him wherever he goes...."
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posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:26:00 pm EDT from 75.17.230.53

When I was at Disney, used to catch the train to work. One night, train slammed it's brakes coming into the station. We all had to exit. Some drunk guy fell unto the tracks. I went to look, he was still alive, but literally cut in half.
Roy
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:25:59 pm EDT from 64.183.15.38

Hey, I"m just an animator! It's not my fault people keep wanting to off themselves near my workplace. *L*
Roy
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:24:46 pm EDT from 64.183.15.38

Darn, what kind of crazy places do you work at? =P Was it at Disney's? Frustrated employees and all *L*
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posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:24:15 pm EDT from 24.203.34.111

At another workplace, I found the aftermath of a jumper who decided to use our parking structure to commit suicide. Go to work, park car, get in elevator, doors open, blood stained sheet with feet sticking out. Gah.
Roy
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:22:10 pm EDT from 64.183.15.38

Aw man, poor dude.. just dying there. >_> But I guess that ain't too much of a terrible way to go. I thought you were about to say he got hit by a car and flew on the sidewalk or--- you know--- fell off a roof --- *inserts other more messy possibilities*
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posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:19:56 pm EDT from 24.203.34.111

*L* Sure looked like it. Cops said it was a heart attack. Some guy living out of his van.
Roy
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:16:13 pm EDT from 64.183.15.38

He deceided to die there? *L* LIke.. he just laid there thinking "whelp, I'm done"? ;)
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posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:07:18 pm EDT from 24.203.34.111

We were talking about death. Some guy decided to die right in front of my work place last night. Nothing like seeing a dead body before dinner.
Roy
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 7:04:22 pm EDT from 64.183.15.38

*peeks in* *but just for a minute or two* *long enough to poke the maui and hand a Lurker Trap... A deep bit with a copy of linux dangling over it as bait* ;>

*reads down* What's up with Wing-A-Ding-Dong now? O.o
Robert
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 5:46:05 pm EDT from 96.236.25.77

*lurks out*
Lurker ni-chan
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 4:47:22 pm EDT from 77.178.5.39

Hey Mau-Mau
Lurker ni-chan
posted @ Tue, Mar 31, 2009 3:38:56 pm EDT from 77.178.5.39